I'm a merchant princess in a junk-shop In a junk-shop at the sales in my shop I sell ting-a-ling, darling anything I sell big waterjuwels, snore-traps and a single twin parachut for angels, and a healthy Micky Finn I sell major key thunder and a Chinese Cha cha cha, Bengal Fire Hoochy-Koochey and Jambalaya I sell love sick remedy and topsy-truvy hats, kisses in a matchbox and Anthill-landmaps I sell pink rubber-watches To stretch universal time, a top ten single hit without a rhythm or a rhyme Golden hair for jelly-fish, an All-Solution-Book Special glue for broken hearts, and the perfect look Vanishing pyjamas and a train that loops the loop a cheap tongue-twist unraveller and ice cubes in tubes (Chorus