Pavement - Shady Lane (Krossfader) lyrics

Blind date with a chancer, we had oysters and dry lances And the check when it arrived, we went dutch dutch dutch Dutch a redder shade of neck on a whiter shade of trash And this Emory board is given me a rash I'm flat out You're so beautiful to look at when you cry Freeze don't move You've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation Of the sequel to your life A shady lane Everybody wants one A shady lane Everybody needs one Oh my God [Repeat x8] It's everybody's God [Repeat x4] The worlds collide And all that We want is a shady lane Glance don't stare Soon you're being told to recognize your heirs No not me I'm an island of such great complexity Distress surrounds The muddy peaceful center of this town Tell me off The hotel lobby right in front of all the bellboys And the over friendly concierge A shady lane Everybody wants one A shady lane Everybody needs one Oh my God [Repeat x8] It's everybody's God [Repeat x4] The world collide And all that I want is a shady lane