Plugs without a socket There's no moon without a rocket Holes if you could lock it I wouldn't let you if you wanted to Court or you're bad, bad when you're good Close 'em off and let him go home I never want to leave ya But I won't want to grieve ya When ya money come around I'll be home No one gets to laugh at you I know a bike with a plate a special plate forgetting me Your home is not my home and your bone is not mine No more things that I could want and delay [unverified] Let's smoke some bu*ts, Steve Let's smoke some bu*ts, come on Let's smoke some bu*ts, come on I'm hoping for somebody, somebody who will love me And I'm not sure that that's very hard to find 'Cause I never really looked, I never really took A second glance at something you said I'm leaving on my fly you know You know, no way I do Oh, leaving don't you know Come on, come on, come on [Unverified] Buy me a postcard, put it in the mail Buy me a boat and we'll set sail Buy me a ship it's just the same Same way of saying the same thing Oh, no one gets to lie When it gets down too close to the Never mind, forget what I said It meant nothing to you or me, you or me I met a man, a man who taught me something Something about tying knots on a girl's forehead I never learned 'cause I never had eight children And I never wanted them But now, now I'm getting older Maybe I'd like to f** a woman and make one But I don't know if I should Because I don't have a real steady job Because I don't have a real special, ooh