Come down here and lie with me Tonight the soil is wet and ready I watched the way you danced tonight And I'm picturing you as I touch my inside Full pink lips and fingertips I'm drinking you in little sips God I love you, God I love you I'm going to do some things I never dared to do I'm going to whisper in your ear Tell you little things Nasty, trashy, dirty love letters More creative than the magazines I'll breathe until you come Kiss you ‘til you're done Three thousand miles away In another state Talking on the telephone My sugar's down deep in South America Singing in Brazil Where the women shake their nature Greased up with f**-me-pumps and a postage stamp thong Better go back to your room And call me on the telephone Get on my roller coaster ride My tilt-a-whirl My tunnel of love will make your heart unfurl I'm going to whisper in your ear Tell you little things Nasty, trashy, dirty love letters More creative than the magazines I'll breathe until you come Kiss you ‘til you're done Three thousand miles away In another state Talking on the telephone Now that you're gone and I'm on the road Now that you're gone, I'll love you from afar Now that you're gone and I'm on the road Now that you're gone, I'll love you from afar Get back down upon your knees Rip, unzip, undo me, please My legs are oiled up, Mamita's down I've got my brand new four-inch high heels on I'm going to whisper in your ear Tell you little things Nasty, trashy, dirty love letters More creative than the magazines I'll breathe until you come Kiss you ‘til you're done Three thousand miles away In another state Talking on the telephone Now that you're gone and I'm on the road And now that you're gone, I'll love you from afar Now that you're gone and I'm on the road And now that you're gone, I'll love you from afar