Paul Williamson - Dumb lyrics

[Intro:] Are you ready? And the 5th grade final question is... I think I'm dumb I think my brain's broke I found out last night watching a game show I didn't answer one question right the whole time I am not smarter than a fifth grader case closed [Verse 1:] And at first I was like man I can't believe he just won (won) That's so nice and only so young (young) Good for him I hope he had fun (fun) He got em all right and I got em all wrong I mean how could I not get one? Then it all kind of just hit me at once Like “holy sh** I think I am dumb” (wow) Should I go and call up my exes? Track down every girl that I've ever slept with like "hey look I know I never messaged You back has really been ten years? Oh wow, look I don't want to getcha freaked out but I just gotta letcha Know now that I just found out that I'm stupid you should prolly go ahead and get your IQ tested" And I guess that I don't know what can be done All I know is I don't wanna be dumb, dumb, dumb [Hook:] So dumb I should be tested so why you never said sh** How come no one told me I was dumb how come How come no one ever said that I'm dumb [Verse 2:] I've always been so outspoken but I know now just how stupid I sound I'm just a loud bogan I felt I would have outgrown it I mean what was the crowd smoking to go download my whole album I mean I'm barely house broken, I don't know what the dow jones is I mean at dinner parties I'm out my depth can't remember cool stuff like them I'll just smile and nod my head I don't know what the f** she said I'll just google it once she's gone so I can forget it the second I've read it I'm thick and slow witted and they tell me I'm inappropriate One time in Hawaii I jerked off with cheap shampoo And my skin just peeled right of but keep that between me and you Man I wish I had a clue. I wish I knew what I should do I may not have a big IQ at least my dick is all brand new [Hook:] I feel so dumb I should be tested So why you never said sh** How come no one told me I was dumb? How come? Da da da, dumb, dumb, da da da da da, da da How come no one ever said that I'm dumb So dumb I should be tested so why you never said sh** How come no one told me I was dumb how come, da da da da da dumb How come no one ever said that I'm dumb Oh ,ooh, oh oh oooh Oh, ooh,oh oh oooh [Bridge:] Whoo I need a minute, gimme a minute Excuse me this room is spinning I'm woozy I'm too lightheaded I'm stupid clueless pathetic the screws are loose in my head And the fuses blew I'm dim witted this news is super depressing I'm loose and I'm too thick headed, I truly do I wish I wasn't Don't get me wrong I'm not bragging I'm not proud of it So f** it then I'm a get smart I'm a get smart I'm a get way more smart, boy Imma make my brain all large I'm sick of being Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys And the whole time this young kid on the quiz show's Staring at me with his smug grin well f** him cause I'm just so……. dumb [Hook:] So dumb I should be tested so why you never said sh** How come no one told me I was dumb how come, da da da da dumb How come no one ever said that I'm dumb So dumb I should be tested so why you never said sh** How come no one told me I was dumb how come, I'm dumb I'm dumb I'm dumb///