Paul Williams [NZ] - Sam Bowie lyrics

[Verse 1] He likes [?] on Facebook I hope you're well aware of this girl And he likes a page that's called Fap-Nation I wish you all the luck in the world He likes [?] on Facebook I hope you're well aware of this girl And he likes a page that's called Fap-Nation I wish you all the luck in the world [Pre-Chorus] Now I'm not tryna say he's a douchebag But I just really want you to know That he likes his [?] and he likes Fap-Nation But don't let that discourage you though Now I'm not tryna say he's a douchebag But I just really want you to know That he likes his [?] and he likes Fap-Nation But don't let that discourage you though [Chorus] Cause you don't have to love me, I don't give a damn Cause I feel alright, I love my life Now that I'm no longer your man You don't need to love me That was just a lie, but I feel alright I love my life Girl, you put that good in my life [Verse 2] He's here drinking a beer now And hey that's cool I don't really mind He's not got his shirt on, he's out on the deck Trying to get tanned for Rhythm and Vine I wonder if he goes for the music Or is the camping what he enjoys Or is it the girls in their g-shorts from Supre Or just to have some beers with the boys [Pre-Chorus] Now I'm not tryna say he's a douchebag But I just really want you to know That he likes his [?] and he likes his brewskis But don't let that discourage you though Now I'm not tryna say he's a douchebag But I just really want you to know That he likes Fap-Nation and he's not got his shirt on But don't let that discourage you though [Chorus] Cause you don't have to love me I don't give a damn Cause I feel alright I love my life Now that I'm no longer your man You don't need to love me That was just a lie But I feel alright I love my life Girl, you put that good in my life [Bridge] [?] gla** that separates my bedroom from the kitchen So I can hear you talk when I don't even wanna listen And hear about dick and how he's really good at kissing Or how [?]- has always been an ambition Misquote for the rhyme scheme But essentially you said that Even not, what you claimed I won't ever forget that I should probably omit that You regret that, no doubt But if you don't want it repeated You should never say it out loud And now while we're talking about best friends I think that was our problem Cause you were my best friend and I was only in your top ten If that, man f-that Exaggerating some I was Roger back in 03, just tryna be the one But one day you'll flip back You're 17 at Corden Before you met that fella and I ceased to be important Before you left the magic and you went and did [?] And took Sam Bowie when you could've had Jordan [Outro] This might sound creepy now but almost every evening I'd lie and watch you sleeping, listen to you breathing This might sound creepy too But I used to imagine the kids that we might have When we were old enough to have them You were my best friend, now I'm trying to hate you You were my best friend, now I'm trying to hate you But I could never hate a baby, and I pray that you hate me And I'm sorry if you hate me