[Verse 1] Sure I don't drink so you might think that I ain't never gone But when my song comes on, I dance like I'm wasted I dance like I'm wasted I might be stupid but I'm far from being crazy doe But when I hit that floor, I dance like I'm wasted I dance like I'm wasted No degrees of separation between my feet and bathroom floor Suddenly I'm Kevin Bacon and it's 1984 [Chorus] You know it's on tonight and you're gone tonight You got a lot of people telling you lies (you lies) You're gone tonight and that's alright with me [Verse 2] So now I'm sippin' on this Fanta all up in my cup 'Cause I find beer quite yuck but I dance like I'm wasted I dance like I'm wasted And I've been literally just eating Hi-Chew all day long The strawberry lingers on, so come here and taste it Girl come here and taste it Nah f that Vous ne trouverez jamais un gars qui a une faible estime de soi Mais si vous êtes à la recherche de l'homme parfait: c'est moi [Chorus] [Bridge] Where are all my sentimental girls who like Vampire Weekend and picnics in the park Sentimental girls who don't talk 'bout dick size 'cause that sh*ts kinda yuck Sentimental girls who don't have no Tinder and have good taste in art Sentimental girls who don't watch 'Miranda' 'cause that show s**s so hard Nelson girl. You're just a Nelson girl Spoiled little Nelson girl. Man I love these Nelson girls [Chorus x2]