Cruisin' in the sunshine, ain't yet been to bed I could hear the motor whistlin', something's off the wall again (or awful wrong again) Give my regards to Broadway, tell 'em I got change to spare Want big bucks? Gonna have to s** up air Anything you want, dear, is fine, fine, fine, fine, fine Everything you say, dear, I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, goodbye Talkin' about some pictures, now wouldn't that be a scream Movies are for retards like me and Maybelline Give my regards to Boston, ask 'em who'll buy the beer Don't wanna get pop, find yourself a rockin' chair Anything you want, dear, is fine, fine, fine, fine, fine Everything you say, dear, I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy Never get pa**ed the dice dear, goddammit, I'm gonna roll People that pick your nose clean, so what we owe, owe, owe Give my regards to Broadway, tell 'em I don't really care If you want a good joke, why split? You'll go broke right here Anything you want, dear, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine Everything you say, dear, I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy Anything you want, dear, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine Everything you say, dear, I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, I'll buy