To be someone must be a wonderful thing A famous footballer a rock singer Or a big film star Yes I think that I would like, I would like that To be rich and have a lot of fans Have a lot of girls to prove that I'm a man To be number one and loved by everyone Getting drugged up with my trendy friends They really dig me man and I dig them And the money that I spent It is like my fame and it's quickily gone No more swimming in my guitar shaped pool No more reporters at my beck and call No more c**aine, it's only ground chalk And no more taxi's now we have to walk But didn't we have a nice time? Wasn't it such a nice time? Didn't we have a nice time? I realize I should've stuck to my guns They sh** me out just like a ba*tard son And I lost myself And I know that it was wrong, but it cost me a lot No more drinking when the club shuts down I'm out here on my a** with the rest of you clowns I'm really scared without my bodyguard And I'm sitting on my own in my expensive yard But didn't I have a nice time? Wasn't it such a nice time? Didn't I have a nice time? Wasn't it such a nice time? Did I have a nice time? Did I have a nice time? I can't remember if I had a nice time To be someone must be a wonderful thing(Ain't that the truth?)