Paul Simon - The Werewolf lyrics

Milwaukee man led a fairly decent life Made a fairly decent living Had a fairly decent wife She k**ed him-sushi knife Now they're shopping For a fairly decent afterlife The werewolf is coming The fact is most obits are mixed reviews Life is a lottery A lot of people lose And the winners, the grinners With money-colored eyes Eat all the nuggets Then they order extra fries The werewolf is coming The werewolf is coming, you know The werewolf's coming The werewolf's coming Yes, the werewolf is coming, Joe I hear her howling Prowling on the hill The werewolf's coming, Bill Ignorance and arrogance The national debate Put the fight in Vegas That's a billion-dollar gate Revenue: Pay-per-view Should be pretty healthy The usual deductions Then it all goes to the wealthy Still the werewolf's coming Yeah, the werewolf's coming I'm not complaining Just the opposite, my friend I know it's raining But we're coming to the end of the rainbow The lying and the spying are through Oh! You don't know me? O.K. I don't know you, too The werewolf's coming Werewolf's coming, oh The werewolf's coming And a werewolf's coming The werewolf is coming, Joe I hear her howling Prowling on the hill The werewolf's coming, Bill You'd better stock up on water Canned-goods off the shelves And loot some for the old folks Can't loot for themselves The doorbell's ringing Could be the elves But it's probably the werewolf It's quarter to twelve And when it's midnight And the wolf bites It's a full moon She really got the appetite The werewolf's coming The werewolf The werewolf