Paul Rosenberg - Steve Berman (Skit) lyrics

[Receptionist] Mr. Berman? [Steve Berman] What? [Receptionist] We have Eminem here to see you [Steve Berman (Eminem)] About f**in' time! Send him in (Steve! Good to see ya man. Um, Hey, I just w..) Well, look who decided to show his face I hope you've had fun in the last 4 years (Look man, I apologize again for-) For shooting me?! Do you know I lost the use of my right arm? (Again, it was a mistake, a terrible mist-) (Are you wearing a bulletproof vest?) And then you go and do what? Hide out? Stay in Detroit for almost 5 years While the music industry melts the f** down? Do you know how many people lost their jobs Because of your f**in vacation? (Well that's actually why I'm here) (I was gonna put out some new music) (And I wanted to play it for you and get your opinion) Do I really need to hear it? Let me guess; another album about: "Poor me! I'm so famous that it's ruined my rich little life And I'm such a tortured artist, let me make music about it And my tragic love life!" Am I on to something here? (Come on man it's not like that) You know what? Just hand the f**in thing over! I'm done talkin to you! Think you can just come and go as you please, big selfish superstar? (Steve, I had a drug problem!) "Oh, poor me! I had a drug problem!" Who hasn't had a drug problem in this town? You know what? (*guns*) (Hey! hey!) Just lay the sh** down on my desk and get the f** out! (Whoa, whoa, whoa. Jesus Christ man) (Alright alright here, fine) What's this sh**? Two CD's? (That's what I've been tryin to tell you man, there's 2 albums) Just get out! (Alright!) Get the f** out! (Alright man, see you later) (*bottle smashes*)