This is just our little memo To remind you of my demo Put in the mail a week ago Haven't heard it on the radio Good mornin', song seller I suppose we've got it made You're such a charmin' fellow Why can't you get this record played Record played, record played Got two sways I stole from the Beatles Had 'em sewed on with-a magic needles Now I can play like George and Ringo Haven't heard it on the radio Good mornin', song seller I suppose we've got it made You're such a charmin' fellow Why can't you get this record played Record played, record played Waitin' down for the devil I'm gonna make me a record deal I'm gonna need me a real big wheel Someone tell it to me, deal, now Makin' the time that's push and shovin' If you want me to, I'll sing about lovin' Sing about it fast, sing about it slow Wanna hear it on the radio Good mornin', song seller I suppose we've got it made You're such a charmin' fellow Why can't you get this record played Record played, record played, ooh