Paul "P-Dub" Walton - Television lyrics

On top of the hour (compulsive my behaviour) I see my life through Sky News (keeping things in order) Keep on watching things unfolding on my wide-screen set Can't contain myself I'm going pay-per-view Think I'll explode (in the corner of my room) If I do too much gak (sits my one big eyeball) It's with the advent of this pay-per-view Can't control myself I scratch my knee I have to scratch the other Documentaries are the best Thru' my T.V., through my T.V All my problems come Thru' my T.V., through my T.V All my problems come I study quite hard (in the corner of my room) When I should be in bed (sits my one big eyeball) I'm in the Open University Constant imprint of the test card on my eyes I think I should rest (compulsive my behaviour) Sleep on one side and the other (keeping things in order) Always searching for the Abilene Can't control myself