Paul Methric - f**onthe1stdate lyrics

[Intro: Random Girl] Hi! My name's Lisa I'm what some people call a s** addict I mean just because I like to have s** with alot of boys It doesn't make me a freak, ok? I mean, yeah I like to do a doggy style And s** co*k and all that you know? I mean I usually just tell 'em Pull that muthaf**a out and let me see it Get started... [Verse 1: Monoxide] Now let me introduce myself as the man f**ing every b**h in the world, just cuz I can And I won't even play with you b**hes that don't f** All I know, you could be a dude with ya nuts cut I don't need all the stress and all the games And all the callin' me names and all the frontin' like you're sane b**h, you ain't sh** but a ho and a trick And all you're good for is hopefully f**ing and s**ing dick Wanna blame it on my music? Well that'll never happen Cuz I was f**in' hoes like you before the rappin' Goin' get me to slappin' on that a** and bu*t cheeks And get my dick to splashin' and cummin' on bed sheets I'm a lunatic, weirdo, lookin' to get laid (Any hookers here tonight is lookin' to get paid?) f** that, I won't spend no nickel on no a** I don't even want no stinkin' b**hes thinkin' about my cash [Hook x2] b**h, is you coming out of them pants? I'm trying to figure out whether or not I'm getting a** You calling me a freak, say I'm moving too fast But if you don't f** on the first date I'm leaving that a** [Verse 2: Jamie Madrox] b**h wit' the big lips, I'm a young n***a With crazy f**in' my hips And I can make you do things you're afraid to do And by the end of the night, you want me to f** you Hey b**h, that's a nice a** Lemme see you strip down to flesh and show me a flash dance Got me risin' in my pants, and I'm pitchin' a tent It's just a video camera, no need to get upset Hey b**h, do you like s**? Well me too I'm goin' pull my dick out and this is what we goin' do f** 'til the sun comes up and fall asleep Leavin' pussies battered, abused, and numb for weeks You say you never s**ed dick, a minor obstacle Just pretend that my dick is a popsicle And lick it all on the sides and tip You got cream-sicle filling on ya tounge and lips [Hook] [Verse 3: Monoxide] You can tell it from the getgo b**h, I ain't the one And stricly for your info b**h, you ain't the bomb I done f**ed many two and three hoes at the time And the most hoes I f** in one night is like five DAAAAMN... You can say I'm addicted to s** But if you know my sleeze then you know I'm addicted to d**h Monoxide f**in' b**hes left to right Let a k**a know, if your f**in' tonight [Verse 4: Jamie Madrox] Hey b**h, do you shave your peach? I can check cause your beaver is within my arm reach Leavin' a rash on my co*k Burned up, cradle, and duds are icey hot Hey b**h, would you finger your box? And rub the bu*t of a n***a name Madrox Half hour k**a with an hour worth a dick So do you wanna f**? Hey you, hey b**h... [Hook] [Outro: Jamie Madrox] Stupid b**h! What the f** you think this is? I take you out to dinner Maybe to a movie, and you don't wanna f**?!? Who the f** you think you are?!? Motherf**in' Liz Claiborne, b**h? I don't like that sh**, and I don't like you! So if you ain't f**in', you need to bounce, b**h! That's on my moms! I'm lookin' for a**, money, and dead sh**!