All night I lay on my pillow and pray For my boss to stop me in the hallway Lay my head on his shoulder and say "Son, I've been hearing good things" I wake up without warning And go flying around the house In my Sauvignon, fierce, freaking out Take a forty-five minute shower and kiss the mirror [Chorus] Say, "Look at me Baby, we'll be fine All we gotta do is be brave And be kind" I put on an argyle sweater and put on a smile I don't know how to do this [Refrain x3] I'm so sorry for everything Baby come over, I need entertaining I had a stilted, pretending day Lay me down and say something pretty Lay me back down where I wanted to stay Just say something perfect Something I can steal [Chorus] I pull off your jeans And you spill Jack and Coke in my collar I melt like a witch and scream [Refrain x8]