Paul Macadam - Least Cool Suburbs lyrics

[Verse 1] I live in one of Sydney's least cool suburbs According to some newspaper report I'm the only guy under 25 in my suburb The others all left cos they're really good at sport [Middle 8] You won't find art sold on street corners And the coffee shops are mostly empty Except for Grind and that Sutherland one With black jeans and piercings aplenty [Verse 2] There will always be half a dozen weirdos In every grade of two hundred-odd kids We may not have authentic Kenyan restaurants But we've got Chicken Ace and we know you wish you did [Middle 8 #2] Talking about your cutting edge d** and where to get the best You ain't no more alive than me just cos you're renting in the inner west [End part] Tell all the beautiful lovebirds in Sydney's coolest suburbs We're coming round to kick em out of their nest