Paul Macadam - Hackit lyrics

[Verse 1] Gimme a manual on how to live and I still wouldn't have a clue I wash my hair with toothpaste and my mouth out with shampoo The toasted sandwich is my signature dish Caused a fire last time I did frozen fish No obscure cookbook could stop me feeling inferior to you [Verse 2] My friends all ask me "Paul, when are you moving out of home?" Probably when the funeral director comes to pick up my bones Caffeine only seems to make me even more flat Half the time I find a way to f** up feeding the cats On that topic, I just thought of a joke Punchline: forever alone