I know that I look kinda funny Sometimes I just don't act right I'm not a teenage dream, I never made the team Like Frankenstein I give some people a fright I don't even have to try They cross the street to pa** me by I like this place it's noisy I like it when the light's down low Now Candy sure looks fine and Honey's kinda wild But you're the one that really steals the show I swear you looked into my eyes Oh I'll love you 'til the day you die C'mon tease me, c'mon tease me, baby C'mon tease me, I can take it, baby I'd like to take you somewhere with no one else around If it was just me and you, imagine what I'd do Nobody there to ever hear a sound I could change your pretty face Oh, my beauty, don't you need the beast C'mon tease me, c'mon tease me, baby C'mon tease me, I can take it, baby It's oh so late, it's too late to care Time gentlemen please I'll have one scotch, one bourbon, one beer Please don't let the music stop 'Cause you know, baby, what it is that you got You don't even have to try Oh I'll love you 'til the day you die C'mon tease me, c'mon tease me, baby C'mon tease me, I can take it, baby