Here he comes now, gutless wonder, with his merry crew Stepping lightly, smiling brightly, those big eyes on you Bet your bottom dollar he will talk you up Bet your bottom dollar he will sweep you up He's a nimble fella, better watch your step With the old soft shoe Bet your bottom dollar he will s** your prick Bet your bottom dollar he will make it slick He's a rubber fella with a mean back flip When you're out of view Gutless wonder, dancing around you, almost cheek to cheek Smell his hunger, feel his power, it can make you weak Bet your bottom dollar he will s** your prick Bet your bottom dollar he will make it slick He's a double fella with a mean back flip And a smooth soft shoe Bet your bottom dollar he will lap it up Bet your bottom dollar you won't fill him up He's an empty fella, watch him swelling up He's got the drip on you He's got the grip on you Here he comes, watch out now! Gutless wonder on the prowl! Watch your step, he's a gaping hole Gutless wonder will s** your soul