I love her she loves me Oh how happy we could be Making love underneath the apple tree Now wait a minute I got a girl named Bony Moronie She's as skinny as a stick of macaronie. Oughta see her rock n roll with her blue jeans on She's not very fat, just skin and bone. but I love her, and she loves me Oh how happy now we can be Makin' love underneath the appletree... Well I told her mama and her papa too, just exactly what I wanna do I wanna get married on a night in June And rock n roll by the light of the silvery moon Cause I love her, and she loves me Oh how happy now we can be Makin love undernesth the appletree... She's my one and only, she's my hearts desire She's a real upseter she's a real life wire, Everybody turns when my baby walks by She's something to see, she really catches the eye That's why I love her, and she loves me Oh how happy now we can be Makin' love underneatn the appletree