Paul Hodge - A Starr is Born lyrics

[KENNETH STARR] When you wish for Kenneth Starr That's "Starr" with a double R So when you wish for Kenneth Starr A Starr is born... When I was just in high school back in Texas I was voted the "Most Likely to Succeed" And from an early age, I dreamt I'd be on stage But my parents worried where that dream might lead Silly them! So in college, then, I started learning law I'll admit, though, I don't use it very much 'Cause when your only aim is to get a bit of fame You don't really need it, as such Once a Starr is born Yes, I am the quality He's just an amateur You don't care for policy You only care for character And boy, am I a character! Ha-ha-ha-ha Who care about healthcare? It bores, it's complex You know what you want is The dirt, the crimes, and s** And I'll give you that I'll give you everything Yes! I'm a triple threat I can act I can dance I can sing— —lehandedly take down a president Oh. Yes. Oh... A Starr is born! I'll sniff him out And strip him bare And bang him about And this is what I'll wear! To save our Republic I'll take him by the crotch And we'll do it all in public 'Cause you know you love to watch It's so good, it's practically born! Everyone knows What goes wrong entertains And that's why you'll remember me The thong and the chains[?] So you can kiss his a** goodbye! For today A Starr Is Born!