Paul Heaton - Property Quiz lyrics

[Verse 1] All the secrets we have shared Have moved to a couple better paired So if he impales himself on javelin or spike I will try my best to be the perfect lookalike And if he wants to be smart And enter a property quiz Every weed in the garden's mine But the lawnmower's his Every weed in the garden's mine But the lawnmower's his... [Chorus] And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch I will gladly supplement that extra little inch And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny, not his If they've got my fingerprints on, mine, not his [Verse 2] Now you've found someone new May I watch him do what I used to do So if he dies an ugly d**h or even if he faints I'll be there at the window with my face pressed up against Maybe I shouted too loud Maybe you were blissfully deaf But I hope he's a better sport Than he was a ref I hope he's a better sport Than he was a ref... [Chorus] [Verse 3] I hope he likes to fly And is a good host to every guest 'Cause there's less chance of dying in a crash Than being bored to d**h Yes, there's less chance of dying in a crash Than being bored to d**h [Chorus] [Outro] Now you've found someone new...