Paul Heaton - Perfect 10 lyrics

[Verse 1] She's a perfect ten, but she wears a twelve Baby, keep a little two for me She could be sweet sixteen, bustin' out at the seams It's still love in the first degree When he's at my gate, with a big fat eight You wanna see the smile on my face And even at my door, with a poor poor four There ain't no man can replace [Chorus] Cause we love our love in different sizes I love her body, especially the lies Time takes its toll, but not on the eyes Promise me this, take me tonight [Verse 2] If he's extra large, well I'm in charge I can work this thing on top If he's XXL, well what the hell Every penny don't fit the slot Ah, the anorexic chicks, the model six They don't hold no weight with me Well, eight or nine, well that's just fine But I like to hold something I can see [Chorus] [Verse 5] I've bought a watch to time your beauty But I've had to fit a second hand I've bought a calendar, and every month Is taken up by lover man [Chorus] x2