Paul Heaton - I've Come For My Award lyrics

[Verse 1] This is the awards for industry and free enterprise So let me sit you down and tell you, how I won first prize I took on your free enterprise and your pretty little shops I walked in with empty bags and walked out with the lot [Chorus] So I've come for my award, I've come for my award I thought I'd come in person, that's the least I can afford Let hands be shook, champagne poured Sentence ignored, yes, I've come for my award [Verse 2] This is the awards for industry and free enterprise Anyone wants a gold watch in a ladies' size There's a few more 'round the back, I stole them from your shop We've got no more in silver, that's all that you'd got [Chorus] [Bridge] I chatted with your guards and winked at roving eye A thousand hidden cameras were searching 'cross the sky But they didn't see me pinch them from underneath their eyes... [Chorus] Jesus was my greatest accomplice Jesus was my greatest accomplice Jesus was my greatest accomplice Yes, I've come for my award [Outro] Hairdryer, overcoat, telly, dot-to-dot Video, compact disc, there's nothing we forgot Whilst I was busy smiling my father got the lot I've come for my award...