Paul Heaton - I Love You (But You're Boring) lyrics

[Verse 1] Birds are singing in the trees As we rise up in a beautiful morning But I can't hear that beautiful sound 'Cause I'm permanently yawning What about the time of the fancy dress? When you came dressed as your mum And there I was splendid in my penguin suit So scared to show my bill [Chorus 1] You must've been listening to your Carousel Your Carousel That Carousel [Verse 1] And remember the time When I turned the house into a rocket ship And you refused to come to Mars, you said it's too far And you had to be back by six [Chorus 2] To watch your Carousel Carousel, Carousel Saturn's much too far You had to watch Carousel [Verse 2] When we first met, I asked you for your hand I didn't really mean that hand I meant join hands, bake phallic cake Carry 'round sticky tape and love those devil dogs Be an Indian elephant Bait straight people... [Pre-Chorus 1] But you must have missed my wink You must have missed my wink (I love you but, uh, you're boring, you know) [Pre-Chorus 2] You must have missed my wink, my wink (I really do love you but you're so particularly boring) Must have missed my wink [Chorus 3] Maybe you were too busy Listening to Carousel Carousel, listening to Carousel Listening Carousel Watching Carousel Watching Watching Carousel Listening Carousel, living Carousel Watching Carousel Listening Carousel, living Carousel You were watching Carousel You were listening Carousel You were living Carousel You were watching Carousel You were living Carousel You were watching Carousel You were watching Carousel You were watching Carousel You were watching Carousel