Paul Heaton - Have Fun lyrics

[Verse 1] Have fun, and if you can't have fun Have someone else's fun Cause someone sure had mine They came in, now they're having a whale of a time [Chorus 1] And you should grow a beard, a beard to tell a thousand stories never told before A beard to tell you tales, whilst the fireplace roars The closing of relationships and the opening of doors The starting of hostilities and the ending of wars [Verse 2] Take care, and if you couldn't care Take someone else's care Cause someone took my care They went there and then they were not there [Chorus 2] We should have a baby and then I wouldn't feel quite so sad Then I'd feel like Paul the Saint and not Jack the Lad A baby that'll make me feel so very glad I've had a life of booze, but that's all I've ever had [Bridge 1] Cause I'm the King of Misery The Prince of the torn apart And you're the lighthouse keeper To the owner of a ship-wrecked heart [Verse 3] Take heart, and if you can't take heart Take someone else's heart Someone took my heart They came in, now I'm torn apart [Chorus 3] We should grey together, not that pigeon-chested Trafalgar grey The grey that greets you on that first October day The grey of Russian front, whilst wolves bay And the skeleton of life that love decays [Bridge 2] Cause you're the Queen of Sadness The Princess of the House of Pain And you're the final match To the holder of this flickering flame [Outro] Have fun...