Everybody knows in a second life We all come back sooner or later As anything from a p**ycat To a man eating alligator Well, you all may think my story Is more fiction than it's fact But believe it or not my mother dear Decided she'd come back As a car, she's my very own guiding star A 1928 Porter that's my mother dear 'Cause she helps me through everything I do And I'm so glad she's near My mother the car My mother the car