Paul Draper - Moronica lyrics

2 foot long and your neck keeps growing 10 foot tall, 'round your head it's snowing 25 grand and you work 3 hours 15 girls through a hole in your trousers Bigger, better, faster, more You're much more cooler than you were before Bigger, better, cooler than me You've slayed 10 dragons before you've had your tea For so long For so long I've been telling you please Please Moronica stay For so long For so long I've been asking you please Please Moronica haze For so long For so long you've listened to me You're much more attractive than Kathy Pitkin You've had more spinsters than Rumplestiltskin You think you're cooler than all the Roses Sniffin' Ajax up both your noses How could you forget your faith How could you forget your faith I've been telling you so long Please don't go In my face This will be the place You've got more halos than Simon Templar You've said more Betty's than Frankie Spencer Your gun is bigger than Captain Scarlet's Your face is covered in cheap mascara 2 foot long and your neck keep growing 10 foot tall, 'round your head it's snowing 25 grand and you work 3 hours 15 girls through a hole in your trousers, yeah