My oh my, I'm seeing the potential Let's just see what we can do First we'll take you down back to the meathouse And then you'll hold their hands again I know tricks that you can only dream of It looks like it's your lucky day A k**er key change Is all you'll ever need Who needs enemies When you've got friends And now your hands are tied And who needs accidents When you've got me Now I'm on your side Now let's try and teach you how to mingle Then we'll teach you how to k** Lies will always be your best of best friends You'll never be alone again A k**er key change Is all you'll ever need Who needs enemies When you've got friends And now your hands are tied And who needs accidents When you've got me Now I'm on your side All these animals That you call friends Now they're on their knees Man, you tricked 'em all You played the fool So damn easy to please Made my name in function rooms And drifted through the walls Come on, let me teach you, boy Teach you 'bout it all Who needs enemies When you've got friends And now your hands are tied And who needs accidents When you've got me Now I'm on your side All these animals That you call friends Now they're on their knees Man, you tricked 'em all You played the fool So damn easy to Please