Paul Colman - I'm So Blue lyrics

Now Madame Blueberry was a sad little berry She lived by herself in a house in a tree Her butlers would show up each morning at nine And they'd open the door to hear Madame whine (Now why don't you lose that fake French accent? And lets rock this puppy, a little bit of rock and roll... Veggie Rock Hahahahaha, let's rock it now lads.) I'm so blue-hoo-hoo Blue-hoo-hoo Blue-hoo-hoo-hoo! I'm so blue I don't know what to do! I'm so blue-hoo-hoo Blue-hoo-hoo Blue-hoo-hoo-hoo! I'm so blue I don't know what to do! These dishes are faded, their edges are chipped! This rose is on backwards and this one if flipped! The spoons are too tiny, these forks are no good! These knives have gone dull and don't slice like they should! My neighbors have nice things, I've seen them myself In fact, I keep pictures up here on the shelf! Look at this new flatware of Monsieur LaGoon's And Monsieur DesPlanes has twelve Franklin mint spoons! And Phillip Van Pea went and bought a new sink Why, he even has a disposal, I think! And look at this crock pot of Madame Lacrosse's And ceramic jars where she keeps all her sauces! (Nice sauces!) I'm so blue-hoo-hoo Blue-hoo-hoo Blue-hoo-hoo-hoo! I'm so blue I don't know what to do! I'm so blue-hoo-hoo Blue-hoo-hoo Blue-hoo-hoo-hoo! I'm so blue I don't know what to do! Just look at this sofa of Edward and Tammy's And lovely armoire where they keep all their jammies! I really can't stand it, I think I might die! Now where was that hanky? I'm going to cry! Oh, I'm so blue! I'm so blue-hoo-hoo Blue-hoo-hoo Blue-hoo-hoo-hoo! I'm so blue I don't know what to do! I'm so blue-hoo-hoo Blue-hoo-hoo Blue-hoo-hoo-hoo! I'm so blue I don't know what to do! I'm so blue, I'm so blue I don't know what to do I'm so blue, I'm so blue I don't know what to do I'm so blue, I'm so blue I don't know what to do I'm so blue, I'm so blue I don't know what to do...