Paul Austin Kelly - Haunted House lyrics

Me and Benjie roamin' round the neighborhood Talkin' trash and lookin' cool and feelin' good Took a road that neither of us seen before Found ourselves where neither of us been before When the road had ended Totally dead-ended Haunted house Spirits flyin' Haunted house Someone cryin' Haunted house Found ourselves a possilutely verifiable Haunted house Me and my pal Benjie felt the goose bumps rise Funny stuff was happenin' right before our eyes Saw the ectoplasm forming from the walls Saw the figure standing where the shadow falls Hair on heads up-ending Family j**els ascending Haunted house Doors a-creakin' Haunted house Somethin' shriekin' Haunted house Stumbled on a absoltutely freakifyin' Haunted house Me and my pal Benjie got our gas in ear Hearts began a-pounding in response to fear Saw the shadow of the house tower over us Smell of mold and d**h of cold took hold of us No use in denyin' four little feets a-flyin' Haunted house Thunder and lightenin' Haunted house Real invitin' Haunted house Running from a Shock-afyzin' Terrorizin' Traumatizin' Scandalizin' Mesmerizin' And surprisin' Haunted house You ain' nothing but an ol' spook fact'ry Ain't never gonna be your replacement batt'ry.