Paul And Storm - Pillsbury Cookie Dough lyrics

It's four in the morning You sneak out of bed And tiptoe down the stairs Go to the kitchen Leave off the light The Pillsbury® cookie dough's waiting there Yeah, you open the door Take the tube in your hand Get the scissors down from the shelf Peel back the label Give it a squeeze You're gonna eat the whole thing all by yourself There's nothing better than a whole damn tube of raw cookie dough (Go on and eat it all) Don't slice it, don't cook it, don't serve it, don't share it (Go on and eat it all) Hide the wrapper at the bottom of the trash And go back up to bed Filled with shame And cookie dough From Pillsbury®