Mr. Storm? Yes, Mr. Paul? Oh, Mr. Storm? Yes, Mr. Paul? Did you hear about those corporate ne'er do wells? No, Sir; pray, tell That pair of Enron jesters Screwed their employees and investors But now they'll get a screwing for themselves Mr. Paul? Yes, Mr. Storm? Oh, Mr. Paul? Yes, Mr. Storm? Did you hear the way they both got drunk with power? Indeed I did So the judge said "Okey dokey I'll just put you in the pokey And you best be extra-careful in the shower" Now they have to ditch their riches For a pair of pinstripe britches Those Enron boys are hip-deep in it now Mr. Storm? Yes, Mr. Paul? Oh, Mr. Storm? Yes, Mr. Paul? Were you shocked the way their stock went down in flames? Oh, such a shame We appreciate the fraud, thanks Now we're sending you to Shawshank With Morgan Freeman and Andy Dufresne Mr. Paul? Yes, Mr. Storm? Oh, Mr. Paul? Yes, Mr. Storm? Do you think the other prisoners will be chums? 28 skiddoo! They'll show Kenny Boy and Sk**ing A new type of offshore drilling And insider trading prison-style's no fun They'll be crying for their mammies In a pair of pinstripe jammies Those Enron boys are hip-deep in it now Their con game hit some glitches Now they're both the bull queers' b**hes Those Enron boys are hip-deep in it now