Paul And Storm - Old Keith Richards lyrics

Little Billy Williams, walking on a beach Tried to get a coconut, but it was out of reach He jumped and he stretched and he tried to climb the tree But he fell back on the sand, just as sad as he could be Old Keith Richards came stumbling along And he said, “[unintelligible]” He put down his fifth of Stoli and he started up the tree Saying, “[unintelligible]” Go, Keith, go Climb, Keith, climb Billy wants a coconut to mix it with the lime Climb, Keith, climb Go, Keith, go Go and get the coconut for Billy down below The aging British rocker got halfway up the tree But he wasn't quite as nimble as he used to be Years of smack and bourbon had worn away his bones And so lost his grip, and he dropped just like a stone Drop, Keith, drop Fall, Keith, fall You'll get concussion, in no time at all Fall, Keith, fall Drop, Keith, drop Fallin' on your coconut with a big “ker-plop!”