Paul And Storm - Mother's Day Song (live) lyrics

Mother's Day is here Everybody give a cheer For the ladies that we call our Mother Dear I tried to find a card But you know, it's really hard To find the one that captures all the love that's in my heart And so instead, I'm singing you this song Because I am so grateful to you, Mom… So I say Thanks for having intercourse with dad Without a condom, sponge or IUD Your lack of objection to s** without protection Made a s**m and egg turn into me You gave me life, love, a home, and food and clothing every day I gave you stretch marks and extra weight that never quite went away I mean it Thanks for having intercourse with dad The carnal act that brought me here to you I don't know if it was varied or merely missionary But it sure was good for me; was it for you? I'm elated that you mated Your love you consummated You got inseminated Then waited and inflated Inside you I gestated Until from your womb I cascaded Thank you Mom…for doing…my Dad! (I'm so glad that he had you, thanks for doing my Dad)