You think you're so smart You think you're so cool Because you won big When the divorce judge ruled He said sell the house Give the money to you But you haven't won yet: Guess what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna blow myself up People say that it's dumb And I'm an unbalanced man But the logic is clear In my foolproof plan (As follows:) I'm gonna blow myself up So you don't get what you want And I'm gonna be dead So you'll feel really bad And you'll wish that you'd been A little nicer to me I'm gonna blow myself up It's the perfect solution I heartily recommend it For every slight and intrusion And every time you're offended Your boss is a jerk A long line for one clerk You can't find your keys Nothing good on TV Just blow yourself up Kids won't do their chores Just blow yourself up The dog peed on the floor Just blow yourself up The waiter's taking to long Just blow yourself up Got no idea for a song Just blow yourself up