I haven't slept at all Since I saw you at the mall With just one steely glance I was seduced Now the girl that I adore Stands on Macy's 2nd floor Inbetween petites and women's shoes On your tiny platform stage With your skin of Band-Aid beige You silently inhabit my whole world In the same pose every day You have stole my heart away You're my fantastic plastic girl Your lovely arms and legs All attached by metal pegs Their loose embrace just me love you even more so We would be the perfect match If I could just get you detached From the steel support rod bolted to your torso My little darlin' I know we'll rise above Those who would condemn our love Resisting all their efforts to examine it Ah, but if they only knew The loving heart that beats in you (Notwithstanding that you are inanimate) I'd swim the Atlantic and roam the seas To bring my mannequin home to me And until you snap in half, you'll rock my world I'll never tire of your beauty Or your smokin' hot fibergla** booty You're my fantastic plastic girl You could be a bit more s**-able If you were just a bit more flexible You're my fantastic plastic girl Your worth as a mate is debatable But at least you're not inflatable You're my fantastic plastic girl