Paul And Storm - Thanksgiving lyrics

As this time of year comes round again I find myself reflecting On all the things for which I’m grateful like my family and friendships And the fact my life is relatively free from pain and tragedy There’s so much I am thankful for; but, still… If there’s someone or something out there responsible for all of this And listening to me thank them, then I ask you, Sir or Madam Would you kindly tell George Lucas to stop screwing with our Trilogy And on behalf of all of us, say “George: please f**ing stop” I am thankful for the Firefly crew (especially for Kaylee) And I am thankful I won’t live to see the rise of the machines And I’m thankful that Joss Whedon is directing The Avengers And speaking of directors: hey there, George… A movie is a snapshot of the era it was made in Like a painting or photograph, or even this song’s lyrics And we won’t go back to change them if Avengers ends up s**ing We’ll just shrug and then we’ll go make something new So f**ing stop Everybody knows Darth Vader didn’t say a goddamn word When he threw the Emperor down the d**h Star II’s reactor shaft And Everybody knows that Greedo never even fired When Han shoots first, it sets up his entire moral journey Plus, it’s cool I know that in the scheme of things, it’s just a first world problem And there’s many more important issues even so, I’m asking you That if you’re not too busy with the problems of the universe, and If you have a moment I would sure appreciate If you’d drop in on Mr. Lucas—maybe grab him by his neckbeard And then vigorously shake him and say “George, it’s very simple: Just release the goddamn Blu-Ray with the versions we remember Then shut up and take our money, and then please Please f**ing stop”