Patty Larkin - The Book I'm Not Reading lyrics

The book I'm not reading is riveting The book I'm not reading keeps me up at night The book I'm not reading is better than TV Giving me insight The book I'm not reading is history The book I'm not reading is by some paperback writer The book I'm not reading is a mystery Who done it don't matter Oh I need someone to read me stories Oh someone to turn the page Oh the endless quest for love and glory Oh does not fade away with age The book I'm not reading is ancient tome The book I'm not reading was born yesterday The book I'm not reading keeps me off the phone With nothing to say The book I'm not reading is the self-help kind The book I'm not reading has a life jacket enclosed The book I'm not reading is a friend of mine God knows we need those Oh I need someone to read me stories Oh someone to turn the page Oh the endless quest for love and glory Oh does not fade away with age The book I'm not reading's on the internet The book I'm not reading is a brand new movie The book I'm not reading isn't out yet And it's all new to me The book I'm not reading isn't written down The book I'm not reading is an English translation The book I'm not reading should be read aloud And I'm getting impatient Oh I need someone to read me stories Oh someone to turn the page Oh the endless quest for love and glory Oh does not fade away with age