Patrick Murphy - President Rhino lyrics

[Chorus] ALL HAIL PRESIDENT RHINO ALL HAIL (Rhinoceros Commander and Chief) ALL HAIL PRESIDENT RHINO ALL HAIL ALL HAIL [Verse 1] Republicans think they got a solid economic platform Rhinoceros has two horns Democrats want to raise the tax on the rich A Rhino's skin is grey and thick Rhino will bore through your entrails Swat flies with his thick tail Debate social issues When it's time to vote you KNOW WHAT TO DO (Vote Rhino) [Chorus] [News Interview:] [R1:] "President Rhino how do you plan to turn around this countries economy?" [P.R:] (Rhino Noises) [R2:] "President Rhino, what's your stance on abortion?" [P.R:] (Rhino Noises) [R3:] "President Rhino is it true that you have a charging ground speed of over thirty miles an a hour?" [P.R:] (Rhino Noises) [Verse 2] The people loved him for his brutal honesty Till he mauled a crowd of people at a orphan charity When Rhino's term was finally ending His support had started waning Grazing on the White House lawn The press revealed that he was lazy Foreign policies in question Poachers gone, yet still in recession Rhino just wants to stampede I think it's time that he secedes How could we all believe that such a prehistoric beast who barely sees could have capacity to lead the country to prosperity? [Chorus 2] Re-elect President Rhino! (Re-elect rhinoceros commander and chief) Re-elect President Rhino! Re-elect the rhino All hail President Rhino! (All hail rhinoceros commander and chief) All hail President Rhino! All hail! All hail!