Patrick Haggerty - Lavender Country lyrics

There's nothing left but holes In your weary s**ist roles Time to trade them old P.J.'s For a Goodwill negligee You all come out, come out, my dears To Lavender Country You all come out and make yourselves to home It don't matter here Who you love or what you wear 'Cause we don't care who's got what chromosomes So shed them male cocoons Spit out them silver spoons Get yourself some pantaloons And a pair of water balloons You all come out, come out, my dears To Lavender Country And don't you bother 'bout your sissy ways When you wear your frilly blouse To the People's Outhouse The folks will hang around and pee for days Would you like to be a woman hummin' Strippin' down a cannon Or be a warrior chummin' And a strummin' lullabies? Well, you allcome out, come out, my dears To Lavender County Sashay out and give your way a try Whether you tuck in or dangle When you hear that glad Gay tango You'll just spread your spangled wings and fly