I just can't believe he left me for her He promised me he'd never cheat on me again, and I know he loves me But that son of a b**h keeps breaking my heart I shouldn't take him back. I won't Unless he's really sorry for what he's put me through What do you think, honestly? Honestly? Okay, here's what I think You were a lost cause from day one Do you remember how they made fun? It was justified! Abandon your pride Accept the cold hard facts You're a joke, a failure, a self-righteous fool! It was pointless to even graduate high school You've peaked. You've climaxed. You're still a tool Life will never get better for you Man, I can't believe they laid me off I was over-qualified for that f**ing job, anyway I mean, really, a man falls asleep at the drill press once or twice Or shows up for work after he's had a couple of drinks and you sh**can him? What do you think? Honestly? Okay, here's what I think You were a lost cause from day one Do you remember how they made fun? It was justified! Abandon your pride Accept the cold hard facts You're a joke, a failure, a self-righteous fool! It was pointless to even graduate high school You've peaked. You've climaxed. You're still a tool Life will never get better for you I've tried it all—Prozac, weed, you name it But I'm still so sad. I live in despair I just don't want to go on living like this What do you think? Honestly? You were a lost cause from day one Do you remember how they made fun? It was justified! Abandon your pride Accept the cold hard facts You're a joke, a failure, a self-righteous fool! It was pointless to even graduate high school You've peaked. You've climaxed. You're still a tool Life will never get better for you