Patrick Cowley - Teen Planet lyrics

The space ship came from another world Teen planet, teen planet They came to replenish their population Teen planet, teen planet They're checking out all you boys and girls Teen planet, teen planet So you better get ready for a vacation Teen planet, teen planet They make you wear plastic clothes They make you breath stuffy air They make you eat greasy food They do not practice self control The space ship landed in Minnesota Teen planet, teen planet They came to do their grocery shopping Teen planet, teen planet They're s**ing up lots of rum and cola Teen planet, teen planet They're getting all the dip and potato chips Teen planet, teen planet They make you buy 45's They make you wear Clearasil They make you learn the latest dance They will not practice self control Don't waste your time trying to run away Teen planet, teen planet You're stuck on teen planet and you're gonna stay Teen planet, teen planet So pack your things 'cause it's time to go Teen planet, teen planet We're gonna shuffle off, shuffle off to Buffalo They make you wear plastic shoes They make you buy 45's They make you eat greasy food They don't wanna practice self control