Pato Banton - Ready Me Ready lyrics

I'm gonna tell you 'bout a thing that happen long time gone While Pato Banton was down in London It's been a secret now for far too long So right about now me want tell everyone Ready me ready And a gone me gone When I go to London I get accommodation From my aunt Patsy who lives in Brixton She's young free and single and a trouble to a man If she ever gets married I'm sorry for the husband She would wear the pants and he would wear the apron She would make him wash the plates and scrub the dutchpan The other evening we were in the house playing Koon-Kan A card game invented by a very wise man When I won six games straight my aunt shouted: "Oh! damn." Then "bring bring" the telephone rang I threw down the cards and to the phone I ran 'cause I was expecting a call from a lovely woman Her name was Pat she lived up north in Islington It was either love, lust or infatuation "Hello is Pato there?" was he first question Cool as cucumber I replied: "You're speaking to the man." "Can you come round tonight?" was her second question I said: "Darling your wish is my command." She gave me her address and said: "See ya later on." I just hung up the phone and said: "Auntie me gone." Out of the front door heading in one direction I was walking towards Brixton tube station On the Victoria Line I'd reach my destination 'cause it's only ten stops from Brixton to Islington Brixton, Stockwell, Vauxall, Pimlico I was on my way to see a lovely woman Victoria, Green Park, Oxford Circus, Warren St Then the next stop was Houston Two stops left from my destination The King Cross (St. Panoras) then Highbury/Islington To reach Pat's house, it never take long Me just ask a couple of people for the direction Me just run up the stairs and press the intercom A voice said: "Who's that?" Me say: "Pato Banton." When she opened the door my heart went bang! This was beauty beyond all imagination Inside I went without no hesitation 'cause to stay all night was my intention The tele' signed off at half past one Then me and Pat had a short conversation Then to the bedroom me get me invitation So now me a go tell you what went on The gal took off her wig and put it on a wall You should have seen how her was bald Me so shock and surprised I could not laugh That's when she tool out her teeth and put them in a gla** I could tell she was a suffer from eczema 'cause all over she rashy all over She come up to me and start whisper: "Tonight Pato Banton you will be my lover." Me just pick up me jacket and fling on me cap Out of the front door me start to gallop Even when the gal a shout out: "Pato come back!" Gone me gone and me nar come back