Patfan - The Mob Rap lyrics

[Verse 1: Zombie] They call me undead an ABOMINATION Better get yourself prepared for ZOMBIE CHASIN Once I'm on your tail I cannot be stopped I'll keep slammin' on your door until I KNOCK IT OFF (GRRRRRRRRR!) Is one of three words In my vocab If I say BLEH BLEH Then you made me MAD And if you push me I'll push you back My skin is green and my heart is BLACK [Verse 2: Skeleton] I'm like walking corpse of LEGOLAS I got a bow in my hand and I NEVER MISS I'm menace to everybody in the game You hear my bones CLICK CLACK And ya know my name Cuz I'm a skeleton Ya better run I'll shoot ya bum PUNK Just because I think it's fun If you're outside at night You should try to hide I'll be lookin' for ya while I take a SPIDER RIDE WOOO [Verse 3: Creeper] Don't mistake me for a walking penis Yes I'm shaped like one But I'm quite egregious Because everybody runs No one ever hits me You know if I go down I'm TAKING YOU WITH ME HISSSSSSS That's the only sound I make And if you hear me nearby Then it's probably too late My ma**ive blast radius Will hit your bum Say goodbye level 50 Hello level ONE [Hook] The sun goes down That's when They get started They've got one mission That's to k** the target [Bridge] Are you the kinda miner who can fight off all the mobs? Or are you Just another noob Who keeps Creative mode on? [Verse 3: Zombie Pigman] I spawn within the depths of nether So I'm rather accustomed to fiery weather And I'm on patrol with a golden sword Gettin' ready to attack So COME AT ME BRO SNORT SNORT Don't try to make me OVERREACT Because once I'm provoked, you get the WHOLE PACK You may call us bu*t buddies and we are just that cuz we smell like bacon and we taste like ASS [Verse 4: Villager] WHOOOAAAAAA I'm just a villager dude I was caught in the middle of a CRAZY feud I just grow my herbs and smoke my pipe I have a tiny house bro THIS IS MY LIFE I just do what I can to get by then the mobs and griefers screw me over WHY!?!?!?! Let's all live in HARMONY! We can work together dudes Come along with me!!! [Hook] [Bridge 2] Are you the kinda miner who can fight off all the mobs? Or are you Just another noob Who sleeps in bed until dawn? [Verse 5: Ghast] My voice is high-pitched so nobody likes me I can't live in a house Cuz that'd be a tight squeeze I fly freely with my eyes squeezed tight Take a nap in the sky Till find a fight and then I SQUEAL like a girl and I breathe fireballs If you think that you can take me then I hope you're kinda tall I'm the biggest in size and I use it well I may sound like a baby but I SPAWN IN HELL [Verse 6: Enderman] Well... I'm an Enderman... ...rapping isn't my THING But I guess I'll do SOMETHING since... I'd prefer not to SING I'm tall and dark, all I do is walk minding my own business until I'm pissed off Is this block from your house? WELL NOW IT'S MINE Don't look at my face and we'll be JUST FINE [Hook] [Bridge 3] Are you the kinda miner who can fight off all the mobs? Or are you Just another noob Who spawns whatever he wants? PATHETIC [Hook] [Bridge 4] Are you the kinda miner who can fight off all the mobs? Or are you Just another noob Who sounds like somebody's MOM?!?!