Patfan - Slender Rap lyrics

[Verse 1] Okay, honestly I don't know how much more that I can take I feel like everytime I move, my sanity's about to break For those of you who never played I don't suggest this game to you If you don't wanna see a therapist until you're 92 Because I'm twitching and shaking And sweating off my a** Now I'm super paranoid, what was that?! The cat Wait a sec, up ahead, is that another note? Yes, yes, thank God, now I think I'm getting close Damn it, that was just my first Now it's time to find the next Tonight, I'm gonna check inside my closet 'fore I go to bed Not 'cuz I'm scared, just to be sure my clothes are there Yeah, not for Slender Man, ha, I don't even care Now the music's picking up and my light is getting dim And I hear the static buzz, the screen is fuzzy Agh, that's him!! [Hook 1] And somehow, I don't know I just lost all control My bowel movement had a mind of its own (Mind of its own) Thanks to you, Slender Man I need to change my pants "Whoa, what the hell happened in here?" I swear, I don't know! [Verse 2] I admit that was a fluke, but that will not be the end "I will k** you if you park a Buick on the floor again!" So I shut my door, lights off, volume full blast And I think I'll be prepared with this cork inside my a** Slendy, Slendy, where are you now? I'm just minding my own business, you don't have to sneak around Oh my God, there's a fence Oh my God, another fence Okay, a truck, a tunnel, a rock, another fence! Dude, I'm just a little kid, Slender Man, why you creepin'? Where's Chris Hansen from Dateline when you freakin' need him? I'm not scared anymore, Slender isn't even real I'll go on my merry way Oh Jesus, take the wheel!! [Hook 2] I thought this cork would work But somehow, things got worse Think I puked up twice as much Had come out my rear (come out my rear) Slender Man, what the hell? Can't get rid of the smell "Skull, what's going on?" Do not come in here! [Verse 3] Now I'm trapped in my room, puke and dookies on the floor Somehow, I still have the notes and I only need one more Holy farts, this is intense, he's teleporting everywhere (Agh! Blah! Gah! Ugh!) Change direction and he's there Oh no, not the pool house God, why the pool house? Haven't been inside it yet and there is no way out But I need the note, I need to win, I'm so close Oh my God, he's right behind me, time to book it, here it goes Juke left, juke right and the music's getting louder And the screen is getting fuzzy and my light is losing power Hope he's not around the corner cuz my life depends on this Empty chair over there, where's the note? There it is! I did it, I won AHH!!! [Hook 3] FML, should've known That this game was a troll It don't matter what you do Because he will find you (cuz he will find you) Thanks a lot, this game s**s Now I just need a hug From someone with a face, thanks very much