Patfan - Pre Sequel Rap lyrics

[Verse 1] We're going back to the past Like it was happening now But these events happened back then, not actually now Am I making any sense when I'm mapping this out? It's the Pre-Sequel, dumba**, you getting it now? I'm the Borderlands king, only lacking a crown Question my intention and I'll smack you around Even before I was bad, I always had the renown If you don't know about me, then get to asking around Super fly, got my head in the clouds I rock the whole damn planet when I'm slamming the ground The limit's the sky in low gravity town But all these goddamn Kragons keep on dragging me down Handsome Jack is back in the house Oh, so much cash, I'm stacking it out Yo, where's the loot? I'm tracking it now You got a question for God? You can ask him yourself [Hook 1] You can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk? You'd better know when you come into town It's a dog-eat-dog kinda life we live That's why you never let your guard fall down Sleep with one eye open boy Or you'll never wake up again If you find good loot, then get ready to shoot Cuz in the Borderlands, you have no friends [Verse 2] "With action sk**s, your a**, I'll kick" Fact: if you don't get back, I'll crack my whip Beware my airborne drones cuz they have some tricks I'll use my shield better than Captain America ever did I keep the streets clean in the Borderlands I mean, I'm three-fourths beast and a quarter man By the time your body hits the floor, you're dead And with my team of four, your getting cornered, man Wilhelm, hardcore cyborg enforcer Leave it up to Nisha to keep the law and order Athena is the gladiator of sorts And don't judge Claptrap just because he's shorter (hey!) You got a plan? Because you can't afford to Stand against the crew puttin' you through torture Elemental damage, my bu*tslam will torch ya I was getting sorta bored of old Pandora [Hook 2] Don't need to warn you that around every corner Waits another hostile attack And need I remind you keep an eye out behind ya Or you'll find a knife in your back Only reason why you're never satisfied With the gun that you got in hand You know that soon in time Your gonna come to find one That's better than all the rest [Verse 3] You'd think I'd have wings, acrobatic in action Stacks of swag from all the Vaults I've been cracking Decking out my weapons with these cryogenic attachments Freeze your a**, then you're gonna shatter like gla**, b**h! I'm kinda like a psychotic gun lover Singlehandedly run into battle uncovered Beat your a** faster than a master nun-chucker With the latest laser guns, pew-pew motherf**ker! No matter how I fall, I'll land on my feet I got my awesome Oz kit making gravity weak By the end of this rap, I'll have you tapping your feet After Claptrap drops a fat Claptrap beat [Claptrap] (beatboxing) [JT Machinima] Okay Okay, Claptrap, we get it We get it, that's enough Claptrap, you can shut the f*** up! [Claptrap] Alright, alright! Jeez, some people have no rhythm [Hook 3] You talk the talk (talk the talk) And you walk the walk (walk the walk) But better watch yourself out here boy It's dog-eat-dog When you see my gun, you're gonna wanna run But I'll make sure you stop in place Right before you die, I'm gonna blow your mind When you hear me drop the base