Patfan - Junkrat and Roadhog lyrics

[Intro] Dispatch, we are in hot pursuit of two hostile fugitives One immensely obese brute accompanied by a scrawny, peg-legged minion Now, we have attempted peaceful negotiations here, but ...Wait, what's this? We're picking something up on another frequency Let me patch it through [Verse 1] [Junkrat] They call me Junkrat, I'm a violent rodent I never use guns, but I like explosives! I'll stop the payload with my remote - click! It's good news when I say "I've blown it!" I'm always laughin' cuz I'm always jokin' Swipe me right on tinder because I'm smokin' - hot Probably cuz I'm a pyro My hair's on fire, if you need a light, though I think aiming is overrated Dynamite and bombs are all I play with It's a perfect day for mayhem Got a couple traps and it's time I lay them I've always got a leg up, mate Send you sky high where the weather's great That's a rap, now that you all know me Show some love for my psycho roadie [Verse 2] [Roadhog]: Shut up, Rat, I'm sick of your voice [Junkrat]: I'm paying you well, you've got no choice I'm a demo expert, sorry if I'm a little wired [Roadhog]: I wouldn't be here if I wasn't hired I live in the fast lane, I'm not a boar I'm the hog that the pigs never caught before With a mask that you'll never see me take off Like Leatherface, straight outta Texas Chainsaw Heavyweight champ, a wasteland hulk [Junkrat]: I won't fat shame you, no need to sulk [Roadhog]: I'm not a fata**, I'm on a bulk, you know Shut up Mad Max, you're in my Thunderdome I'll hop on my Harley, spread some anarchy [Junkrat]: Fry these buggers like shrimp on the barbie [Roadhog]: You mess with me, and I'll ruin you worse Than Junkrat just did to this verse [Bridge] [Junkrat]: Oh don't take it so personally, Roadhog [Roadhog]: You just have to ruin everything [Junkrat]: Well, I'll agree on that one! Ha ha ha ha! [Verse 3] [Roadhog]: Counting down [Junkrat]: To detonation [Roadhog] Hold your ground [Junkrat]: Eradication [Roadhog]: Look around [Junkrat]: It's devastation [Both]: Lay to waste all of creation [Junkrat]: Light the fuse [Roadhog]: Lock and load [Junkrat]: Hit the juice [Roadhog]: We're on the road [Junkrat]: The rat and the hog, one hell of a pair [Roadhog]: We're still not friends [Junkrat]: But we are getting there [Roadhog]: Really? Cuz this is hardly a start You're just an obnoxious body to guard [Junkrat]: But the money we're makin', the riches we're takin' The bonds that we've made [Roadhog]: And the friendship we're fakin' You're too loud, and it's pissin' me off You smell like roadk** and it's makin' me cough [Junkrat]: Fire in the hole! I just saved your a**! [Roadhog]: Oh. Damn. Thanks, I guess Still without me, you would never win [Junkrat]: And who's gonna help you? One of your chins? [Roadhog]: Ha ha ha, okay, Rat, I'll give you that one [Junkrat]: Look, I squeezed a laugh outta the fat one! [Roadhog]: Here, take a burger, looks like you need it [Junkrat]: Aw, thanks Roadie, I'm surprised you didn't eat it I'm only jokin', you're used to takin' flak [Roadhog]: Hold your breath if you're taking cover at my back [Junkrat]: Oh god, not the toxic fumes That's where the gas mask really comes in use [Roadhog]: It's for radiation, and preventing infection The stank you smell is my indigestion [Junkrat]: I could light a match by your a** We'd all be on fire this entire match! [Roadhog]: And while you pester us, the rest of us are workin' You're not a Junkrat, you're aworthless vermin [Junkrat]: Through defenses I'm blowing holes Who you gonna call for zone control? [Roadhog]: Fine, but if you're gonna help, be quiet [Junkrat]: What's on your meal plan? I wanna try it [Roadhog]: Double decker burgers, filet mignon I'll blow out your brains if you say bacon [Junkrat]: I guess that one hits close to home [Roadhog]: A little too close, you don't even know... [Verse 4] [Roadhog]: I remember a field, where the piggies would graze Till the Omnics came in and all our nation was razed Just thinking of bacon is heartache A piece of me died on that dark day Now I'm back on the road With no family or friends I ride my cycle alone I guess this is how it ends [Junkrat]: But wherever you go, I will follow I'll be by your side if you want, so [Roadhog]: When the rubble subsides [Junkrat]: And the debris sweeps away [Roadhog]: I'll look into your eyes [Junkrat]: And I know what you'll say [Roadhog]: We're a two man army [Junkrat]: Stirring up anarchy [Roadhog]: All our foes will be fried up [Junkrat]: Just like shrimp on the barbie [Roadhog]: Hop on my Harley, I want you in my sidecar [Junkrat]: They've taken my leg, but it was you who took my heart [Roadhog]: In a totally platonic way [Junkrat]: Well yes, that goes without saying This is sufficiently awkward [Roadhog]: Let's continue our rampage [Outro] [Roadhog]: Hey, Junkrat [Junkrat]: What is it, you ol' bugger? [Roadhog]: If you tell anyone about that [Junkrat]: That what? Our singin' an' all? [Roadhog]: I will k** you [Junkrat]: Hehehehehe, yea yea, whatever you say mate Lips are sealed, ahahahahahaha! [Roadhog]: *sighs*