[Verse 1: Jim Colerick] Well I wrote this song for the Christian youth I wanna teach kids the Christian truth If you wanna reach those kids on the street Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat I gave my sermon an urban kick My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger That's cause Jesus Christ is my n***a Oooooooo [Verse 2] He's a life-changer, miracle-arranger Born to the virgin mom in a manger Water to wine, he's a drink exchanger And he died for your sins I preach the word, that's my gig And I rhyme better than Notorious BIG Other MCs, I wish them well But if you live in sin, you burn in hell Now I'mma pa** the mic to my lovely wife She's a fly MC and the light of my life So to bust a rhyme without further ado Take it away, Mary Sue! [Verse 3: Mary Sue] Jesus Christ is my n***a... He's the son of the original G And he was sent to Earth to elucidate the way that we should be What? (Jim) Like if another MC says "You're a freak! You're a lame-bu*t rapper And your rhymes are weak!" I don't get mad and I don't critique I forgive him, and turn the other cheek I don't blaspheme and I don't brag I don't cuss, and my pants don't sag I do exude a little Christian swag And I'm proud to be an American! [Hook: Both] Jesus Christ is our n***a Let his light shine through ya! Let his love pop a cap in your bu*t and say HALLELUJAH! Jesus Christ is my n***a He's a homie MC JC UC? He's an honest, caring, peace-loving n***a Like me If you do d** and think you're cool You need to come to Sunday school! Put those d** in the garbage can Stand up tall, you're a Christian man! [Jim] Word up! I'm freestyling! [Mary Sue] Hit me!