Aw man Smoking in that rocking chair Ah [Verse 1 - Action Bronson] My past life I was a Rabbi Now I live the fast life Drugs on standby in the circle by the campfire Telling stories of yesteryear Pull out the pocket mirror just to check my hair Hit it with the comb again The rap Dennis the Menace with Dennis Rodman's in Venice, inventive She took a bump and started dancing like Elaine Benes The big chain sway like I'm playing tennis One man team, about to win the pennant Now you can tell by my pendant that I'm protected Direct descendent in the blue and orange Lexus watching ‘Se7en' Land in Dublin Pull me in the room and ask if its resin I said no they sent me on my way with blessings [Verse 2 - Action Bronson] I trained a dolphin to let the slammer off like Dolph Lundgren That's if your mouth running You'll get your cow something I'm rare like a f**ing Asian playing hockey My ocean view is due to Papi b**hes call me Rodney Bought my b**h a present hope I don't spoil it ‘What is it baby?' Face to face toilets Toyota with the spoiler Ace of Base boiling I play ball like Billy Hoyle Now I need a Sidney Dean to help me start this brothel in the Philippines I stay in Flushing like I'm Dillon Gee You ain't gotta open up the comic book to figure who the villain be It's me doing perfect dives in the Sicilian sea You know I like my b**h with a Brazilian V Bumping Bobby Brown Cry when I'm not around She always hold it down pound under the seat In that all white Jeep Sleep, that's if you wanna I be schwitzing in the sauna Its better than the piggys blitzing on the corner Come in the crib every night, and I kiss my daughter Same lips spit on the lawyer *spitting noise [Action Bronson] We out Its me Always Forever